I’m not a bigot, you’re a bigot…. Ok, I’m the bigot!

2 If women could handle criticism the way men can, women would orgasm just as fast and just as often as men.png
3 - Women expect society to help them while society expects men to help themselves. If they ever had to spend a day in a man's shoes then maybe they'd shut the fuck up.png
If gentrification reduces crime but gentrification is also racist, then that means… ;).png
Its easier for a foreigner to blame US foriegn policy than it is to admit they're from a shithole with a corrupt government that funds terrorism.png
Theres nothing more American than taking anti-war songs and then turning them into pro-war American anthems.png
1 - People will lie to you and even themselves by pretending racism is caused by ignorance. Deep down we all know that racism is mostly caused by exposure.png
When a foreigner makes fun of America, just politely remind them you don't know a God damn thing about their unpopular country.png
When I say I'm just joking, there's a 1% chance I'm actually joking and a 99% chance I let a real opinion slip and now I'm covering for my bigotry.png
You can get away with almost any crime so long as you arent committing tax fraud. Afterall, prisoners are a tax burden while free men are a tax benefit.png